I mean, seriously. Wine Folly has tried to make all of our lives a little easier with the Infographic below, but nine times out of ten she just boots me right out of her flowchart.
Next stop, WikiHow. WikiWhat? WikiHow. And I'm even more confused. They suggest choosing wine doesn't necessarily involve chickens, fish or beef anymore. They suggest "weight" is now a key factor. Give me a break, WikiHow. I'm back into all of the healthy eating business and my daily workout post Christmas.
Seriously, how do you choose your wine? And what if it's bad? I mean, you get a bad melon, you can take it back to the store. What if you pick up a bottle of wine and you really, truly don't like it? ...I'm gonna find out.